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NAIROBI

Threesome kwa choo za mollys

Ehhhh (maybe I should start a substack) so I was leaving back room hapo ma 2am with my cousin… We go outside he saw a girl he wanted akaniambia I go put in word for him. So I’m…

Tea #009
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GREEN FLAG

Right person wrong time

Have you ever met an epitome of what real love is, it was too good to be true. I met someone when I’ve blocked all doors of love. I had declared my life is a no man’s land. Then…

Tea #008
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RED FLAG

Red flag meets RED flag

I found myself in a relationship without planning , you see those ones that start when you hanging it out with a specific person consistently partying then one day you make out…

Tea #007
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RED FLAG

Tulikuwa wengi

Ehh bro the one time unaamua kuwa genuine taking her out getting gifts sleeping over all that ndo unapigwa na butwa . I dated her for close to a year and after valentines hai I…

Tea #006
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GREEN FLAG

I am “pregnant” so he assumed

There was this guy I was dating (perfect, he was a gentleman planned dates and payed for shit lakini story na kunitumia pesa uuuu) Ehhh siku moja I asked him for cash, akaniambia…

Tea #005
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CAMPUS

Bitter sweet crush

Mmmmh.. we listen we don't judge. Sooo their was this gorgeous dude I was seeing around campus n I accidentally had a crush on him... (yes it was an accident😫 si story ni yangu)…

Tea #004
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RED FLAG

My ex cheated on me with three guys😭

Brooo yoooh, Sa you know I was dating this babe , and it was going so welll but at a certain point things started getting weird she wasn’t replying to my texts and I was always on…

Tea #003
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RED FLAG

I dated out of desperation 😭

It late 2024 I met this dude where my mum used to work I actually knew his best friend so that made us be close and shit😭 so on this particular day he asked me out and I said yes…

Tea #002
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CAMPUS

Everyone loves a little tea

We all have a story. A date that went completely wrong, a situationship that lasted too long, a red flag we ignored, or something the group chat still talks about. And let’s be…

Tea #001
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